Black people in America say "AX" .....like "Let me AX you something"

Red necks call each other "dun" or "bo"....I get bo...as in boy but dun I'm from North Carolina and I don't get that shit

As for BAYsil....why do you Brits say al-u-mini-um instead of alu-min-um and summink instead of something

You might have invented the language but it also means you've had a longer time to fuck it up