Quote Originally Posted by jbirdy
S*** where to start? i'm at uni so we have a different drunken story most nights, and then when ever i go home its always another cos i have been away for so many weeks.
i was at home about 3 weeks ago and i was with a load of mates nailing these shots called 'fireballs' in our local (thats a shot of sambooka, tequila and tobasco sauce and the gaffer always does us loads of deals on it). one of my mates had trainers on so he wouldnt be able to get in the club, so he tried the old put your black socks on over your trainers trick (always fools the naked eye). but when we came to leave and he sat down on the curb to put his socks back on his feet and under his trainers me and another mate nicked his socks and then grabbed the end of his trousers and started tugging em off him. he was hammered so it was easy. he ended up with just his trainers and his little tighty whities he was wearing and my mate had his socks on his hands like gloves and pissed all over em and chucked em on the floor. my mate then caught him up and drunkenly put his socks back on and staggared home without his trousers.
anyways to cut a long story short we all took our trousers off and staggared away aswell so he didnt feel left out. good times. and i cant wait to go home again for crimbo
Hahahahah

What an odd story!! I like it!!!