ever read the one about the guy who phoned up a tech support sayig his comp wasn't working at all?

the gal on the otherline was running him hrough basic things, is it plugged in bla bla and got ot the point where she asked him to check if the power lead was ina t the back of the comp, so the guys like i cant check behine there, shes like why not? hes like its to dark, so she suggests he turns a light on to see, hes like i can' we have a power-out...

so the gal turns around says "ok, i know what your problem is, you need to unplug all the cables, put the Pc back in it's boxes and send it back to whomever you had it from, because clearly you are to stupid to own a computer"

He complained and she got fired, its a true story!