I'll come clean now
Was djing in Gran Canaria for a few months and staying in my older brothers appartment and he was living with a stunner called Keeley from North London who was an 1K a night spunk skip.
She came to the club one night and my brother had to go out at 3am (on business ) so she took me home....
Within the hour she looked like she's been run over by a mayonaise lorry

Cost me F*ck all too