Prostitutes....Who uses them/has used them and Why?

[smashup]

I lived in the Canary Islands with a high class one for 2 months.
F*ck me she was gorgeous

[Memphis]

Bet he made your arse sore though eh Smash?

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

Ah, no you dont Mr.

You wont catch me that easily!

































What?

[Mark TKO]

me ?!?!?

No way would I !!!!!!

[smashup]

Come on you f*cking lying b*stards

EVERYONE has done a brass

[Mark TKO]

I live in Leeds - anyone heard of Winstons ?? Ranked the best in the country by McCoy's Guide I will have you know !


I have also been on many a stag do.....


farewell

[smashup]

I'll come clean now
Was djing in Gran Canaria for a few months and staying in my older brothers appartment and he was living with a stunner called Keeley from North London who was an 1K a night spunk skip.
She came to the club one night and my brother had to go out at 3am (on business ) so she took me home....
Within the hour she looked like she's been run over by a mayonaise lorry

Cost me F*ck all too

[AdamGB]

Doesn't count if you didn't pay though does it?

Or atleast if you weren't meant to.

We could have an interesting debate about this...

[smashup]

Doesn't count
Trap is set though
Wise man

[PunchDrunkHighOn_?]

I've never seen a hooker i'd wanna fuck most of em look like anoerexic skag heads

However, i'm going to prague for my birthday and i've heard they look awesome over there so i might be persuaded to wet my willy in one of the local brass provided they clean up nicely and i'm sufficiently hammered to blow all my money

[smashup]

Went on a stag weekend in Prague last year mate.
Some fine pussy

[Saddo]

never have... but when im an old fat cunt with my nutsack hanging around my ankles i may consider it.

hope this helps

[smashup]

Is that your tardis on ebay

[Saddo]

for me the consept of it turns me right off never really fancied sticking my dick into a spunk filled druggy pro

when to amsterdam with the wife once and just looked at the poor fucking girls waiting in the windows was pretty sad... never fancied it.

thats the truth... maybe i think about it too deeply

[Lords Gym]

for me the consept of it turns me right off never really fancied sticking my dick into a spunk filled druggy pro

when to amsterdam with the wife once and just looked at the poor fucking girls waiting in the windows was pretty sad... never fancied it.

thats the truth... maybe i think about it too deeply

same with titty bars and shit like that.. its the idea they are doing it for the money and not for pleasure,

I like a mutual " lets fuck situation" .