Prostitutes....Who uses them/has used them and Why?

[Lords Gym]

anyone see that ex-hooker on tv the other night...ok she reckoned she saw about 15 clients a day, 7 days a week = 105. x 52 weeks a year = 5460. And she worked for about 7 or 8 years so thats in the region of 38220 or 43680 cocks.

One word for y'll. Nasty

Damn can you imagine the smell ? I bet she smells like the shit house door on a fishing boat

[BIG H]

I'll come clean now
Was djing in Gran Canaria for a few months and staying in my older brothers appartment and he was living with a stunner called Keeley from North London who was an 1K a night spunk skip.
She came to the club one night and my brother had to go out at 3am (on business ) so she took me home....
Within the hour she looked like she's been run over by a mayonaise lorry

Cost me F*ck all too

Bahahahaha - that actually brought a tear to my japs eye

Quality!!

[BIG H]

anyone see that ex-hooker on tv the other night...ok she reckoned she saw about 15 clients a day, 7 days a week = 105. x 52 weeks a year = 5460. And she worked for about 7 or 8 years so thats in the region of 38220 or 43680 cocks.

One word for y'll. Nasty

Hahaha



Got another word for ya............................Loaded

[Howlin Mad Missy]

anyone see that ex-hooker on tv the other night...ok she reckoned she saw about 15 clients a day, 7 days a week = 105. x 52 weeks a year = 5460. And she worked for about 7 or 8 years so thats in the region of 38220 or 43680 cocks.

One word for y'll. Nasty

Hahaha



Got another word for ya............................Loaded

and not with cash.

[BIG H]

Not with cash - loaded gash

Wot a poet

[Howlin Mad Missy]

What a team.

[AdamGB]

'something to do with cream'

(can't be arsed to think up anything more than that... despite how easy it would be :P)

[beds]

na i never used 1, dont see any on the isle of wight to be honest!!!

a mate i know has shagged a prossie and he came out with this killer quote

"i think everyone should pay for a hooker just once in there life, thats why i done it twice now"



thick fucker

[Wacko3205]

Come on you f*cking lying b*stards

EVERYONE has done a brass

Hooked up with one unknowingly when I was out at a club.

Got wasted as fwock on some pills & liquor & ended up shacking up with her...to this day...I like to look at it as the fact that if she were truly a hooer (she was) it was all negated due to the fact that cash never exchanged hands for the poo-nanny.

Pills, powder, & al-kee-hol isn't green...but it sure got the job done.

[Scrap]

The one legged hooker with the patch was probably trying to get out of the game . A bit at a time

[X]

The one legged hooker with the patch was probably trying to get out of the game . A bit at a time

[CutMeMick]

And yes she does work for maxim

Should'nt be doing this as her fella is a footy mate hahahahha

Merry Christmas

Fuck yeah!! I would, in a heart beat.....