Re: SOMEONE PLEASE HAVE ME OVER FOR X-MAS!!!! PLEASE!!! I'LL PAY MONEY!!!
Here's what you do...because I've been there & done that with the in-laws...get drunk as fwock & pop in a vallium or lori-tab...anything that your'e not supposed to mix with alcohol & let it all hang out.
No shit. Tell 'em how you feel...because if you don't...they'll do this to you & walk all over you for the rest of your married lives.
Seriously. The best line to use...because I've used it on both my mother in law, father in law, & my wife's sistah: "Until you start paying some bills here, changing diapers, cleaning this house, or screwing your daughter...my wife...you need to keep your mouths shut & your opinions about my life to yourselves!"
Trust me babe...works everytime. If it doesn't...all you gotta do is blame it on the liquor & pills...but it'll work babe...no shit.
Never beg a 40 dollar hooker...specially after she's just turned down your mom's credit card!!
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