PISSIN" MYSELF!!
For CutmeMick.. Next time father inlaw starst saying Bruce Lee is a real (never mind good or world class) Karate fighter. Just agree and say ya I know! All the movie star guys are the best!! I think Sylvester Stallone would have wiped Tyson's a**!!! Did you see how he beat the sh1t out of Clubber Lang!!!! Bruce Lee was an ACTOR... and not a very good one at that! Buy him the $3 one gallon jug of "Hi-Karate" aftershave and tell him to F#CK OFF!!

For DaxxKhan- I always thought your name was some kind of take off on The Klu Klux Klan kkk xxx or something!! Now I find out your "ethnic" does that mean black? Im from Canada and your welcome to stay here with us and drink our great Canadian beer!
Or Vodka! (My fave is Vodka and Coke with Lime!! MMMMMMM!!!)
You have a Gym? you can teach my 3 kids to box while your here!
You have to promise not to stare at my wifes huge tits!
You might have a hard time getting to Victoria BC Canada. We dont have any black ( I sure hope im using the right wordology for this... is African American better?? what if he;s is britain?? African British??)immigrants here,all chinese,east-indian or mix of JAR heads,Krauts and Irish Drunks like me. We Canadians out west have no idea and and as a population try sooo hard to embrace the F****** rainbow whateverthat S*** means!
Anyway...It's not too cold here on the west coast just rainy. You can come to my kids hockey games and join me as we scream at the ref watch my kids cripple some other guys son (My 11 year old is 235 lbs!)and then get into fights in the parking lot with other hockey dad's and beat the S*** out of each other then all go for beers! Sound like fun??
F#ck ...now i'm depressed!! Hey wheres my Vodka!!??