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AND ON THE SADDO FORUM:
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1) Violent Demise comes over all lovey-dovey, and hands out CC's like sweets at a pantomime, complimenting everyone on their accurate analysis that Mexico is not the greatest boxing nation in the world.
No way in hell that happens...not unless he has a total metro-breakdown & CuteMick takes him under his wing as a he-bitch man-slave of concubine proportions.

VD is just to hardcore for anything resembling love...unless you get him drunk...& then...maybe with some metro-sweet talk from CuteMick could he become the greatest he-bitch man-slave of concubine proportions to ever grace the halls of saddoboxing.com.

Anything's possible...which brings me...to this:

Quote Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
3) Wacko is hijacked by a big TV company and replaces Larry Merchant as boxing pundit, but receives criticism for punctuating the commentary with insightful comments, instead of Merchant's drivel.
Priceless...I'd love to get wasted & go toe to toe with Merchant. As much as I love him...he's turned into the biggest douche bag on the face of the planet.

I'd give one of me tes-tockels to drop about 5 or 6 shots & get suited up as a commentator beside him.

He'd be wearing more crown than he could shoot.