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1) James "Lights out" Toney Beats Samuel Peter AGAIN. to go along with his wins over Ruiz & Rahman and then goes on to beat all heavyweights ranked 4-100 and is still denied the recognision he deserves or a Title shot at Maskaev. Breaks down during an interview after being called "fat" for the 10,000 times. Leaves sobbing "I'm just big boned!" Buys a Crispy Cream Doughnut francise,lives happily ever after.

2) Bernard Hopkins wins a HW belt in a huge PPV makes enough money to finally get his ugly teeth fixed.

3) Floyd Mayweather jr / Oscar fight has to be stopped 3 times to replace the ring canvas which Pretty Boy Floyd wears out with excessive running. PBF wins the fight without throwing a punch. Picks up a huge NIKE track show sponsership deal and makes the US track team.

4) Nicolai Valuev breaks Rocky Marciano's 49-0 record and takes his rightful place as the greatest heavyweight of all time. Goes on to unify the HW division. KO's Wlad in 5 seconds as the ref counts by two's!
Buys a huge multi-million dollar penthouse suite with balcony in the EMPIRE STATE building (see pic below of him waving to adoring New York fans)

5) Shannon Briggs (the puffer) retires to fight a series of exhibition 1 minute 4 rounders against "ButterBean" both fights must sit on stools in the middle of the ring to box.

6) Manny Pacquiao follows James Toney's lead and moves up to Heavyweight. Takes on "Big George" Foreman in his first comeback fight. George grabs the small PAK cooks him on a grilling machine and eats him, smiles and says to the crowd "NO FAT!!"

7) Larry Merchant is exposed as being a wandering drunken homeless street person who accidentally wandered behind the microphone 10 years ago and was never asked to leave.

Lyle gives up on a career in Psycology, takes job as shift leader at local McDonalds and joins the local startrek club at the rank of Klingon warrior private, second class.

9) Punisher136 gains weight,changes name to Punisher255. Along with MuchoTestosterone comes WWAYYYYYY out of the closet together they open the first all gay nude boxing club. Boxers are squirted with baby oil in a rubber ring. Guest apperances by Tommy "HIV ain't AIDS" Morrison

10) saddo/wacko bans me.