Personally, I think Mick is being a bit too PC by moving these ones on to the hidden board, especially the second one. I mean, how can it be too graphic to show a man's arse...it's on the lacoste advert 24/7. And the woohoo of the bird in the first pic is mostly covered in chocolate, so it aint too bad.

Are you sure you're not just being a little too enthusiastic as MOD mick? Or just want to keep em for yourself