Quote Originally Posted by stavros693000
WELL IF HES MOMAS CANADIAN the i guess ,so is he...

...if my mums from greece than im a greek,i just claim to be greek cause i get called a malaka on a daily basis
Malaka? lets see what that means...here's a few definitions.

1. MALAKA

Malaka is the greek way of saying wanker

your a fucking malaka

2. malaka

the greek word for wanka but usually used as a term of abuse
giasou re malaka
ti kavete malaka
aiyia mi sou malaka

3. malaka

Greek term for someone who has jerked off so many times that his brain has become soft, and he is now an idiot.

what a malaka


4. malaka

1. (an greek insult) a fucking jackass and/or pervert; an idiot/asshole
2. what greek teens call one another to insult.

1. Ti sto thialo ekanes malaka?!
2. Malaka ti yinete?

5. malaka

greek for 'wanker'
used often in a workplace where there is a majority of greeks present

worker1: YOU MALAKA!
worker2: heh ... yeh


6. malaka

A male who likes to engage in the sexual task of repeatedly stroking his penis with one or both of his hands. Originally derived from the Greek Language meaning 'wanker'

Look his shorts are all white, I bet he's a malaka.

7. malaka

Someone who repeatedley spanks the monkey!

Peter is the biggest malaka in the world!


AAAAAAAAAHHHH....... it's beginning to make sense now!