What's the best legal way to get about $1000 if you're unemployed?

[CutMeMick]

Is prostitution legal where your from?

I was thinking the same,

Just suck a couple of cocks and you'll make the money in no time.

If you can't stomach that then just allow a few men to 'give you relief'.

Its easy money and you don't have to do much.

You may even enjoy it.

Hope this helps

Ya' see it aint so bad.
Just refer to 'bilbos guide'