Quote Originally Posted by BIG H
I've just remembered the greatest scene ever.

Welcome to Marathon. May I help you?
Yes.
How may I help you?
You can start by wiping that F****** dumb-a** smile
off your rosy F****** cheeks.
Then give me a F****** automobile.
A F****** Datsun,
a F****** Toyota,
a F****** Buick.
Four F****** wheels and a seat.
I don't care for the way you're speaking.
I don't care for the way
your company left me in F****** nowhere
with keys to a F****** car that isn't F****** there.
I didn't care to F****** walk down a F****** highway
and across a F****** runway
to get back here to have you smile
at my F****** face.
I want a F****** car
right F****** now.
May I see your rental agreement?
I threw it away.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy, what?
You're fucked.
ahh yea classic planes trains and automobiles