Quote Originally Posted by BIG H
I've just remembered the greatest scene ever.

Welcome to Marathon. May I help you?
Yes.
How may I help you?
You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile
off your rosy fucking cheeks.
Then give me a fucking automobile.
A fucking Datsun,
a fucking Toyota,
a fucking Buick.
Four fucking wheels and a seat.
I don't care for the way you're speaking.
I don't care for the way
your company left me in fucking nowhere
with keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there.
I didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway
and across a fucking runway
to get back here to have you smile
at my fucking face.
I want a fucking car
right fucking now.
May I see your rental agreement?
I threw it away.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy, what?
You're fucked.
With God as my witness, as I started to read your post that scene popped into my head! Classic!