Five Best scenes in movie history. Everybody sound off

[BIG H]

I've just remembered the greatest scene ever.

Welcome to Marathon. May I help you?
Yes.
How may I help you?
You can start by wiping that F****** dumb-a** smile
off your rosy F****** cheeks.
Then give me a F****** automobile.
A F****** Datsun,
a F****** Toyota,
a F****** Buick.
Four F****** wheels and a seat.
I don't care for the way you're speaking.
I don't care for the way
your company left me in F****** nowhere
with keys to a F****** car that isn't F****** there.
I didn't care to F****** walk down a F****** highway
and across a F****** runway
to get back here to have you smile
at my F****** face.
I want a F****** car
right F****** now.
May I see your rental agreement?
I threw it away.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy, what?
You're fucked.

With God as my witness, as I started to read your post that scene popped into my head! Classic!

Haha - quality aint it

Love that film!!


Oh, great. Great. A cop.
Watch it!
How fast are you going?
I can't tell. The speedometer's melted.
Pull over.
Top of the morning, officer.
Hi.
Is there something I can help you with?
What the hell you driving?
We had a small fire last night.
You have any idea how fast you were going?
Our speedometer's melted.
It's hard to say with any degree of accuracy
how fast we were going.
miles an hour.
huh?
Well, yeah. I can buy that. Sure.
You'd know better than us,
especially since our speedometer's melted.
You feel this vehicle is safe for highway travel?
Yes, I do.
It's not pretty,
but it will get you where you want to go.
You got no outside mirror.
It's lost.
You have no functioning gauges.
No, not a one.
However, the radio still works.
Funny as that may seem,
the radio's the only thing that's really working good.
Don't ask me how.