Quote Originally Posted by Smashup
Badly scratched the surface of my right eyeball while pulling the Sunday magazine out of the plastic wrapping
Stabbed the corner of it into my eye which was and still is f*cking painfull.
Haven't seen my mum in over a year and went out with her and the Missus for a curry.
Still yet to see my mum properly

DANG! hope you didnt take mom home and plow her instead of the missus!