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Possibly the stupidest way to f*ck up your eyeball
Badly scratched the surface of my right eyeball while pulling the Sunday magazine out of the plastic wrapping
Stabbed the corner of it into my eye which was and still is f*cking painfull.
Haven't seen my mum in over a year and went out with her and the Missus for a curry.
Still yet to see my mum properly
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Will have to try and Watch Running Man through one eye and the power of memory
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That is possibly the weirdest way to have injured yourself in such a way...
You seriously couldnt do that again if you tried..lol
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once gave me self a wank, and shot the load in me eye ! couldnt see for a week...
everyone thought i had pink eye.. LMFAO !
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Originally Posted by Smashup
Badly scratched the surface of my right eyeball while pulling the Sunday magazine out of the plastic wrapping
Stabbed the corner of it into my eye which was and still is f*cking painfull.
Haven't seen my mum in over a year and went out with her and the Missus for a curry.
Still yet to see my mum properly
DANG! hope you didnt take mom home and plow her instead of the missus!
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I did something in the same nature except it was intentional because some girl said if i kept throwing the paper at her she could go blind so to prove her wrong i stuck a corner of the paper into my eye until i felt it pierce my cornea then i took it out. Took a while for the scratch to heal
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My Dad fucked his eye up years back and had to spend Christmas in hospital which wasnt nice for us. It wasnt all doom and gloom though. When the compo came through we got a cracking new TV and video
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Smash. In future try and hold the paper at arms length.
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I dont buy the whole Sunday magazine line. I reckon Smash was trying to have a sly look at Disabled Asian beauties monthly or sumink through the wrapper and stabbed himself in the eye.
When God said to the both of us "Which one of you wants to be Sugar Ray?" I guess I didnt raise my hand fast enough
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hope the other people stood in whsmiths also reading everything for free didn't laugh too much...Badly scratched the surface of my right eyeball while pulling the Sunday magazine out of the plastic wrapping
Stabbed the corner of it into my eye which was and still is f*cking painfull.
Haven't seen my mum in over a year and went out with her and the Missus for a curry.
Still yet to see my mum properly
But hey you always had an eye for news
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What a heartless bunch of fukkers you lot are
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man this is fkin funny
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I done me finger yesterday Smash. Was only stripping wallpaper but gashed it against the radiator bracket,put a lovely gash in me middle pinky
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Don't lie...it's left over stains from last nights fist off sesh
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