Quote Originally Posted by Smashup
Badly scratched the surface of my right eyeball while pulling the Sunday magazine out of the plastic wrapping
Stabbed the corner of it into my eye which was and still is f*cking painfull.
Haven't seen my mum in over a year and went out with her and the Missus for a curry.
Still yet to see my mum properly
hope the other people stood in whsmiths also reading everything for free didn't laugh too much...

But hey you always had an eye for news