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[Jimanuel Boogustus]

Why'd you say that Ron? Why? You're my hero. And you say something dirty. Like poop. Poop mouth. I hate you Ron Burgundy, I hate you!

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

Ron Burgundy: Wait, Veronica, please tell me this is some kind of sick tasteless joke.

Veronica Corningstone: You weren't here. Why are you being this way? Why can't you just be proud of me as a peer and my gentleman lover?

Ron Burgundy: I can't believe you did this to me. You read my news.

Veronica Corningstone: I told you that I wanted to be an anchor. I told you that.

Ron Burgundy: I thought you were kidding. I thought it was a joke, I even wrote it down in my diary. "Veronica had a very funny joke today." I laughed at it later that night.

Veronica Corningstone: I can't believe that I cared for you.

Ron Burgundy: Get out. Just go. We are through. Through. Because of your actions, you scorpion woman.

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?

Ed Harken: Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter? !

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch.

Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?

Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.

Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?

Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative
close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

Ron Burgundy: Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?

Brick Tamland: I don't know.

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

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[boozeboxer]

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CC #177.... Look there's Whiskerus Maximus!

[Punisher136]

that has to be the funniest movie he ever made.

[hitmanhatton]

channel 4 news with ron burgundy and tits magee

- hi im veronica corningstone, tits magee is off tonight
(ron sniggering)

- and im tits , ....... im ron burgundy