Funny how the legal system doesn't see it that way.

Hey P4P did ya get to Vancouver?? how did ya do??
I was there last weekend!
Went to....Damn where was that? Burnaby! ended up downtown!
somehow got into a cab with a east Indian guy who spoke Very little English and almost none of the language I was speaking at the time, a rare West Coast dialect known as "drunken Moron"
he got me back to my hotel after about 1 hour and several stops at the wrong executive inn and suites. The front desk asked me "why arn't you wearing a shirt?" It was then I noticed that I had somehow lost it. A good time was had by all!!