Brazilianbomber presents - How to get a one night stand

[Bookkeeper]

For those of you who are married (and faithful) bypass this thread, for those who love to go out and get wasted and shack up with a little honey (BestP4P) stay tuned, I want to explain how I have mastered the one night stand, remember that everybody's style is different but this is what works for me so if you are bad at talking to girls this will help you.

1. Smell good before you go to a club, it's going to get hot in there (specially when dancing) please don't stink because it will ony get worse on the dance floor.
2. Don't look desperate when you get too the club, you will scare every lady off even if you look attractive to them.
3. When you enter the dance floor scope the room, you don't know who is watching you, there may be some girl checking you out instead you have your eye's on one girl and one girl only. If no one is checking you out try to make eye contact with someone, if you make that eye contact you no if someone is interested because they will cut there eye at you in a certain way or they will look back
4. Don't work the room too hard, girls can tell when you are trying to hit on everyone in the room, you have too pick your targets correctly, don't put all your eggs in one basket but don't talk to every girl in the room, that will get you no where.
5. Never start to early, depending on what time you get too the club you want to take your time, if you are an early bird have some drinks and take your time, nobody is ready to go home at 12 or 1 o'clock, wants it hits 2:30 or 3 then you start the hunt.


Time too close your deal

6. Once you find a girl you want to keep her on the dance floor for at least a couple of song's. I prefer to make it 3 song's before I make my move. During the song many girls will talk in your ear because it's loud and you talk back. Get to know the basics on one another, but never go into too much detail, they want a little mystery. If they are still with you after a couple of song's they like you and want to get to know you, this is when you go in for your kill. Without hesistation you kiss her, notice I say kiss her, I did not say try to kiss her. If she pullls away before you are able too she will either walk away or she will continue to dance, if she continues to dance that means she thought it was cute for you to try to kiss her. Remember that you don't want to look like a pervert when trying to kiss her, just go in for a genuine kiss. If she thought it was cute you want to at least try another two times, if it does not work you are not talking her home so get a phone number (if you want) and move on. If you do kiss her it's about a 70% chance you are taking her home depending on a couple of variables.
7. After the kiss you immediately ask her what she want's to drink. You don't ask her if she wants a drink you ask her what does she want, your best friends in a club will be a good wing man (where you at Violent Demise) and alcohol. Without the two you are SHIT OUT OF LUCK. Now you can either work this one of two way's, you can either share a drink with her which will make her feel closer or you can buy her her own drink and try to get her wasted. Either way you want too try to dance and make out as much as possible.
8. If you have done all the steps properly at this point it's almost home depending if your wingman has done his job by keeping her friends off of you. You ask the girl to hang out, she will of course say yea thinking that you are talking about another day, this is the closing when you explain to her that this means now not later. 7 out of 10 this will close, I personally don't like to get phone numbers but if they say NO not tonight you just OK after one or two tries. If you do decide to get her phone number at least their was some kind of chemistry you can build on the next time you see her.
9. If she comes home with you there are no steps from here only you, if you can't close it from there you are the weakest, dumbest, strangest individual (it's happen to me before LOL)


Remember one thing, you use the female scale of 1-10 in the club. You target a 6 or 7 never anything above because it will not work, those girls are looking for money or you will have to put in alot more work than a couple of drinks. If you have money you don't need steps or anything else, you can have what you want.

If some of you have different methods I would like to know, I would like to learn other way's to work the system

[Punisher136]

6 or 7 pffff go big or go home.

[Bookkeeper]

6 or 7 pffff go big or go home.

Thanks for the shout out Punisher, your right, it's do or die, you cant be shy.

[TheBESTP4P]

interesting Gary! im sure alot of cats on saddoland do need ya advice, but im sure alot of these cats DONT dance. judging by how they post and the kinds of music they prefer they dont hit clubs, they hit bars with names like McMillians and McDuffys ahhaha. personally im with u bro i gotta have the dj spinning some good beats and hip hop to grind the big booty hoez on the dance floor. i always make it a point to dance in front of all the hoez so they know sup alot of them step to you and compliment u and wanna dance with u when u as good of a dancer as thebestp4p. oh yeah dont forget to invest in some pimp baller stunna shades as well

but in conclusion in this point of my life i only clock the DIMES i dont even waste time with anything less than a solid 8.

but when you used me as a reference in your opening intro. just want to clarify that i quit drinking for about a Year and half now going on 2 years of not even touching alcohol and i still pull of mad dimes. see when you get on that high level of confidence u no longer need that liquid courage my friend. thats the ultimate level cuz its not like u gonna whip out a bottle of patron if u at the mall and see a DIME walking towards hahaha. good luck my friend hope to connect soon in the MIAMI scene bro hollaaaaaaaaaaar

[Bookkeeper]

interesting Gary! im sure alot of cats on saddoland do need ya advice, but im sure alot of these cats DONT dance. judging by how they post and the kinds of music they prefer they dont hit clubs, they hit bars with names like McMillians and McDuffys ahhaha. personally im with u bro i gotta have the dj spinning some good beats and hip hop to grind the big booty hoez on the dance floor. i always make it a point to dance in front of all the hoez so they know sup alot of them step to you and compliment u and wanna dance with u when u as good of a dancer as thebestp4p. oh yeah dont forget to invest in some pimp baller stunna shades as well

but in conclusion in this point of my life i only clock the DIMES i dont even waste time with anything less than a solid 8.

but when you used me as a reference in your opening intro. just want to clarify that i quit drinking for about a Year and half now going on 2 years of not even touching alcohol and i still pull of mad dimes. see when you get on that high level of confidence u no longer need that liquid courage my friend. thats the ultimate level cuz its not like u gonna whip out a bottle of patron if u at the mall and see a DIME walking towards hahaha. good luck my friend hope to connect soon in the MIAMI scene bro hollaaaaaaaaaaar

Even better, you can drive so I can drink alot, but I was using you as a reference in terms of going out and shacking up with a honey. As far as a solid 8 or above I hope you have some big pockets because the girls down here are as materialistic as they come. This is the real sin city.

[landmine950]

You forgot the thing before #1

Pack of condoms in your pocket.

Any chick who will go home with you for a quick plow after a few dances does this all the time.

Probably when you kiss her you will notice that her breath still smells like the cum of the guy she sucked off last night. (If not earlier that night)

I'd rather stick my c0ck in a f#ckin blender!

DUDES my advice....find a real woman! the one who's a 10, and keep her!
why ride in a dirty old taxi when you can own a Ferrari!
It's in the garage and you can take it for a "spin"any time you want.
Might sound old fashioned but baby I "rode all the trains and played all the games!"
Now married 22 years! Can't be beat baby!

[TheBESTP4P]

interesting Gary! im sure alot of cats on saddoland do need ya advice, but im sure alot of these cats DONT dance. judging by how they post and the kinds of music they prefer they dont hit clubs, they hit bars with names like McMillians and McDuffys ahhaha. personally im with u bro i gotta have the dj spinning some good beats and hip hop to grind the big booty hoez on the dance floor. i always make it a point to dance in front of all the hoez so they know sup alot of them step to you and compliment u and wanna dance with u when u as good of a dancer as thebestp4p. oh yeah dont forget to invest in some pimp baller stunna shades as well

but in conclusion in this point of my life i only clock the DIMES i dont even waste time with anything less than a solid 8.

but when you used me as a reference in your opening intro. just want to clarify that i quit drinking for about a Year and half now going on 2 years of not even touching alcohol and i still pull of mad dimes. see when you get on that high level of confidence u no longer need that liquid courage my friend. thats the ultimate level cuz its not like u gonna whip out a bottle of patron if u at the mall and see a DIME walking towards hahaha. good luck my friend hope to connect soon in the MIAMI scene bro hollaaaaaaaaaaar

Even better, you can drive so I can drink alot, but I was using you as a reference in terms of going out and shacking up with a honey. As far as a solid 8 or above I hope you have some big pockets because the girls down here are as materialistic as they come. This is the real sin city.

well its common knowledge that the finer the women are the more high maintenance and golddiggin they become, but rumor is thebestp4p owns hotels/casinos/sportsbars/etc etc for a living. does he floss this to the Dimes he clocks? hell no! he remains humble, smooth, charming. u got to appear classy, smooth, sophisticated, they dont really need to know about the hotels you own etc. besides thebestp4p has been known to get DIMES to buy him: ipods, digital cameras, *trips to Orlando*, burberry hats, gucci hats, RINGSIDE seats, etc etc. now thats a whole new level of game when u get the DIMES to buy u shiiiiiiiit say word?

but in reality, it comes down to confidence bro! if your not confident then you dont got shiiiiiiit. you take ALI for example. confident as all hell inside and outside the ring and look where that got him? he's known as the GREATEST! because he was confident in himself. even if one is ballin hard with a ferrari he still has to be confident enough to hollar at the dimes right? so my advice to everyone is to be confident to believe in yourself, that you can do anything you put your mind to!

[Tito BHB]

You forgot the thing before #1

Pack of condoms in your pocket.

Any chick who will go home with you for a quick plow after a few dances does this all the time.

Probably when you kiss her you will notice that her breath still smells like the cum of the guy she sucked off last night. (If not earlier that night)

I'd rather stick my c0ck in a f#ckin blender!

DUDES my advice....find a real woman! the one who's a 10, and keep her!
why ride in a dirty old taxi when you can own a Ferrari!
It's in the garage and you can take it for a "spin"any time you want.
Might sound old fashioned but baby I "rode all the trains and played all the games!"
Now married 22 years! Can't be beat baby!

Haha i like it