You forgot the thing before #1

Pack of condoms in your pocket.

Any chick who will go home with you for a quick plow after a few dances does this all the time.

Probably when you kiss her you will notice that her breath still smells like the cum of the guy she sucked off last night. (If not earlier that night)

I'd rather stick my c0ck in a f#ckin blender!

DUDES my advice....find a real woman! the one who's a 10, and keep her!
why ride in a dirty old taxi when you can own a Ferrari!
It's in the garage and you can take it for a "spin"any time you want.
Might sound old fashioned but baby I "rode all the trains and played all the games!"
Now married 22 years! Can't be beat baby!