Hong Man Choi is sh1t.

Akebono looks like a white squinty eyed James Toney..only slimmer.

As for Bilbo..anyone who has memorized scenes from star wars is probably a virgin and will stay that way for a long time...


P.S. wacking off to thoughts of Princess Leha doesn't count as actual sex.....although it's not a bad idea!

P.S. the girls call me "Hung" man Toy..