i need help from the uk

[Kev]

heres the deal.........................


im sick of the us and want to bounce the F*** out of this country in a bad way.

i have a good job with citibank and could probably/hopefully make a direct transfer so at least i will already have a job when i get wherever im goin.

ive been thinking somewhere in the uk, cause my mom is from there (although i dont know where) and i was thinking it would be less of a culture shock than if i chose somewhere like russia or mexico.

i dated a chick from there and was always told how great it was, but outside of that all i know is from what ive seen on tv and the movies

i was thinking about getting an apartment in london because im sure theres gotta be at least one citibank there and i wouldnt have to give up too many of the perks that i get from living in las vegas (i dont gamble, fyi)

so heres what i want to know................

do i gotta get citizenship? is it hard to do so? (i know it is here)

is there a big difference between dollars and pounds? if so how much?

do people in london hate americans? i think i heard that the women love us cause of the accent, but the men hate us


it doesnt necessarilly have to be london, but i want to go to a big city.

im leaving this country sometime within the next 6 months, for sure. i just dont have any idea where im going. maybe even australia (sydney) i just dont want to learn some new language

If you are looking for a booming city in the UK you could do a lot worse than Cardiff.Loads to do and see.Great on the piss. Plus a hell of a lot cheaper than London.

thanks for the info

is there good fishing nearby?

whats the nightlife scene like there??

and do you know what it might take to get citizenship?

If you want to get in through the official channels it will be hard. You'll probably need to marry in order to get citizenship.

There is however another way. Presuming that you are white just follow these simple steps.

Step 1) Get some brown boot polish. Smear it all over yourself. Not too dark, you want to look sandy not black.

Step 2) Shave your pubic hair and glue it to your face. The more manky it looks the better.

Step 3) Throw away your passport, you won't need it.

Step 4) Hijack the plane you fly into the UK on. When it lands hold at least a dozen passengers hostage. Killing them is not necessary.

Step 5) When caught do NOT attempt to speak English, just repeat the follwoing 'Allah Akbar Allah Akbar, Jihad!' over and over.

Do this and you will be able to claim benefits and have a safe house provided for you. If you come this week, our government has decided not to send any more people to jail so this plan is guaranteed to work. Good Luck!