Quote Originally Posted by skyler
Step 1- If forced by the sanctioning body to fight, repeatedly fake an injury to get the fight postponed.

Step 2- If all attempts from step 1 have been officially used up, and left with no other options, announce retirement due to injury.

Step 3- Wait patiently for another fighter to come along and knock out the fighter you were terrified of.

Step 4- Hold a press conference stating a miraculous recovery from 'career ending' injury (careful to do so months after the fighter was knocked out, to not look so obvious).
If only you had stated at least one fact you might have had a point.