Quote Originally Posted by skyler
Step 1- If forced by the sanctioning body to fight, repeatedly fake an injury to get the fight postponed.

Step 2- If all attempts from step 1 have been officially used up, and left with no other options, announce retirement due to injury.

Step 3- Wait patiently for another fighter to come along and knock out the fighter you were terrified of.

Step 4- Hold a press conference stating a miraculous recovery from 'career ending' injury (careful to do so months after the fighter was knocked out, to not look so obvious).
Good thing for Calzaghe step 1 is still working for him