Quote Originally Posted by Kel
Quote Originally Posted by landmine950
After him ,can you imagine the muck hole on her!? UGG.
If we did her now it would be like throwing a sausage down an alley
C*nt like a ripped out fireplace
Thanks for raising the tone there Kel....Bilbo and his midget comment was really starting to drag this thread down, and that cannot be allowed to happen!

Imagine their first date though, he kneels to kiss her, then finds he has to get her a chair to stand on....