When it's ok to say the F word....

[Wacko3205]

I would think the F word would be appropriate when bending this girl over, no?

Yep...in Vegas though...sometimes something'd tucked under the G string that makes ya say the F word too!

True story.

Buddy of mine was in Old Vegas...what I like to call the "dish-rag whore section"...& picked up a chick, got wasted with her, ate some E, & went back to his room...turned out she had a bigger hammer in her tool belt than he did.

Never asked him what happened...but he/she/it stayed for the duration...that was either a really awkward night...or my bwoy got fwocked!

Oh god...no shit...makes me sick to even think about it.

Hope he don't read this. No shit...I'm even surprised that he told the whole truth & nothing but it...so help him...oh gawd.

[CutMeMick]

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Ha shit!!!
This is funny, the worst thing I remember doing as a kid was one late afternoon me and my 6 bros were getting ready to sit down to eat I was like 12 and I stood up to grab a 2 liter Coca-Cola bottle that was in the frige I took it out and fwocking around I was pretending that I had just won the World Cup (soccer) I shook the soda like a mad man and I swear I that shit just bursted the top popped off and soda flew ALL OVER the small kitchen that we had and my bros. and I stood there as soda was dripping from the sealing and all over us. My mom quickly came to the kitchen and stood there in disbelief.
Took a nice beating that afternoon and had to clean up the kitchen took me hours to wash up and clean all the fwocken soda, 'till this day everytime we are at a fam. thing I can't go near the coke bottles or my fam. will start talking shit and make fun of me....

[Preme]

I would think the F word would be appropriate when bending this girl over, no?

would need to bend her over tbh, thats a face only a mother can love

I spose your girl is much better hey preme?

you think thats pretty? great body no doubt? but that is one butt ugly face man o0 im not even 22 yet, what the hell would i want to get serious with a girl for?

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