I can see it now......Coming down the isle with all my title belts draped around me.....surrounded by women and a barricade of police protecting me from my fans....

Music blasting in the background and the whole arena singing along to the tune of No Respect by Rodney Dangerfield

Michael Buffer announces my name and draws out my name...DAXX "NOOOO NUUUTTTTSSSS" KAAAAHN" REAL LOUD AND LONG...as my wife smiles from ringside with the satisfaction that the whole world now knows she has taken away everything including my man hood as I am knocked senseless by the mere touching of the gloves .....Then I go back to my hotel room to relax with a ringcard girl hoping my wife doesnt find out what room I am in after telling reporters how she is going to spend my purse