Floyd Mayweather Jr. qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Floyd Mayweather Jr. is on.

After taking a steroids test prior to his first professional fight, doctors informed Floyd Mayweather Jr. that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

When it comes time to pay his taxes, Floyd Mayweather Jr. simply sends in a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. He has NEVER had to pay taxes EVER.