Floyd Mayweather Jr. originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to launch a straight right hand which erased all of the other fighters health. When asked bout this "glitch," Mayweather Jr. replied, "That's no glitch."

A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Floyd Mayweather Jr. and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Floyd Mayweather Jr. once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Floyd Mayweather Jr.-Division”.

There is no control button on Floyd Mayweather Jr's computer. Floyd Mayweather Jr. is always in control.

In an act of great philanthropy, Floyd made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

Most people have 23 chromosones. Floyd Mayweather Jr. has 72. And they are all poisonous.

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Floyd Mayweather Jr. killed the cat. Every single one of them.