Q.-Do you know why Floyd Mayweather Jr. does not go to bars or clubs that serve tequila?

A.-Because when ever some one orders a margarita, Floyd pees on himself and has to leave running out of the establishment.

I remember reading that Floyd would be having a good time at a party or something and he would all of a sudden leave running for no aparent reason. People thought this was because he was dedicated to his sport and that he felt the need to train. WRONG!
Now we know why Floyd was running.


Q.- Tony Margarito confronted Floyd Mayweather Jr at a press conference in which Floyd was seen shaking Tony's hand. But why did Floyd not let go of Tony's hand?

A.- Because Floyd was afraid to get smacked around like the little biatch that he is.



Q.- Why did Floyd Mayweather Jr. cross the road?

A.- To get out of the way of the Tijuana Tornado.


I was walking down the street one day when a limo pulled over and asked me for directions. When I got closer to the window, I noticed a peculiar smell emitting from inside. So, I said to the limo driver, "yo! It smells like chicken in this b1tch.!"
"Who you got inside?"

The limo driver replied; Floyd Mayweather Jr.




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Q.-Why does Floyd Mayweather Jr. like to go to McDonald's?

A.- Because that is where all of his fans work.