Latest Floyd Mayweather update!

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Floyd Mayweather Jr. is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Floyd Mayweather Jr. does not swim. This is because when Floyd Mayweater Jr. enters the water, the water gets out of his way and he simply walks across the pool floor.

Floyd Mayweathers right hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush

Floyd Mayweather Jr. is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Floyd Mayweather Jr. can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

When Floyd Mayweather Jr. goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water get's Floyd Mayweather.

Floyd Mayweather Jr. doesn't sleep. He waits.

Floyd Mayweather Jr. can believe it's not butter.

Floyd Mayweather Jr. can slam a revolving door.

Floyd Mayweather Jr. doesn't get frostbite. He bites frost.

While Urinating, Floyd Mayweather Jr. is easily capable of welding titanium.

Floyd Mayweather Jr. grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils it with his own rage.

If you google search Floyd Mayweather Jr. getting his ass kicked, you will always generate zero results. It is ruled impossible by default.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Floyd Mayweather Jr. lives in Las Vegas.

James Cameron wanted Floyd Mayweather Jr. to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Floyd Mayweather Jr. played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Floyd Mayweather Jr. pajamas.

Floyd Mayweather Jr. doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

[El Gamo]

LMFAO,what is this?

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Don't mock me Gamo, I don't think you can dispute those facts.

[El Gamo]

Floyd Mayweathers right hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush


There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Floyd Mayweather Jr. lives in Las Vegas.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Floyd Mayweather Jr. pajamas

Those crack me up! So your true colours have finally show huh? :P

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What do you mean this was all taken from the encylopedia Brittanica. Just thought Id share some interesting facts.

[JT Rock]

HAHAHAHA!!!!

How about the fastest way to a mans heart is With Floyd Mayweather jr's fist!!!!!!!!!!!!

Before The Boogie man goes to bed he checks his closet to make sure Floyd Mayweather jr is not in it!!!

When Floyd Mayweather jr does a push up, he's not lifting himself up, he's actually pushing the earth down

Those are from the Chuck Norris facts Parody.... real Funny S***

PFP

[beerjelly]

Floyd Mayweather Jr. is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.


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And dodge it and counterpunch himself?

great stuff!

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Floyd Mayweather Jr. qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Floyd Mayweather Jr. is on.

After taking a steroids test prior to his first professional fight, doctors informed Floyd Mayweather Jr. that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

When it comes time to pay his taxes, Floyd Mayweather Jr. simply sends in a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. He has NEVER had to pay taxes EVER.

[SalTheButcher]

When Floyd Mayweather Jr. goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water get's Floyd Mayweather.

Floyd Mayweather Jr. played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Floyd Mayweather Jr. pajamas.

[SalTheButcher]

In the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records, it notes that all world records are held by Floyd Mayweather Jr., and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.

Floyd Mayweather Jr. lost his virginity before his father.

Floyd Mayweather Jr. doesnt wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

Without touching the shift button, Floyd Mayweather Jr. can type lowercase letters with the CAPSLOCK on.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Floyd Mayweather Jr.

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Floyd Mayweather Jr. originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to launch a straight right hand which erased all of the other fighters health. When asked bout this "glitch," Mayweather Jr. replied, "That's no glitch."

A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Floyd Mayweather Jr. and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Floyd Mayweather Jr. once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Floyd Mayweather Jr.-Division”.

There is no control button on Floyd Mayweather Jr's computer. Floyd Mayweather Jr. is always in control.

In an act of great philanthropy, Floyd made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

Most people have 23 chromosones. Floyd Mayweather Jr. has 72. And they are all poisonous.

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Floyd Mayweather Jr. killed the cat. Every single one of them.

[CutMeMick]

After taking a steroids test prior to his first professional fight, doctors informed Floyd Mayweather Jr. that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

LMAO!!!

My favorite.....

[SigmaMu]

Q.-Do you know why Floyd Mayweather Jr. does not go to bars or clubs that serve tequila?

A.-Because when ever some one orders a margarita, Floyd pees on himself and has to leave running out of the establishment.

I remember reading that Floyd would be having a good time at a party or something and he would all of a sudden leave running for no aparent reason. People thought this was because he was dedicated to his sport and that he felt the need to train. WRONG!
Now we know why Floyd was running.


Q.- Tony Margarito confronted Floyd Mayweather Jr at a press conference in which Floyd was seen shaking Tony's hand. But why did Floyd not let go of Tony's hand?

A.- Because Floyd was afraid to get smacked around like the little biatch that he is.



Q.- Why did Floyd Mayweather Jr. cross the road?

A.- To get out of the way of the Tijuana Tornado.


I was walking down the street one day when a limo pulled over and asked me for directions. When I got closer to the window, I noticed a peculiar smell emitting from inside. So, I said to the limo driver, "yo! It smells like chicken in this b1tch.!"
"Who you got inside?"

The limo driver replied; Floyd Mayweather Jr.




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Now just watch my sad click meter go up.


Q.-Why does Floyd Mayweather Jr. like to go to McDonald's?

A.- Because that is where all of his fans work.

[CutMeMick]

Q.-Do you know why Floyd Mayweather Jr. does not go to bars or clubs that serve tequila?

A.-Because when ever some one orders a margarita, Floyd pees on himself and has to leave running out of the establishment.

cc#294 I actually like this one, did you make it up yourself?
Pretty funny if you really think about it....

[SigmaMu]

Q.-Do you know why Floyd Mayweather Jr. does not go to bars or clubs that serve tequila?

A.-Because when ever some one orders a margarita, Floyd pees on himself and has to leave running out of the establishment.

cc#294 I actually like this one, did you make it up yourself?
Pretty funny if you really think about it....

CC back.

Yes, I thought of this one after I read about Floyd running for no reason. You know the article I am talking about?