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Floyd Mayweather Jr. is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Floyd Mayweather Jr. does not swim. This is because when Floyd Mayweater Jr. enters the water, the water gets out of his way and he simply walks across the pool floor.

Floyd Mayweathers right hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush

Floyd Mayweather Jr. is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Floyd Mayweather Jr. can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

When Floyd Mayweather Jr. goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water get's Floyd Mayweather.

Floyd Mayweather Jr. doesn't sleep. He waits.

Floyd Mayweather Jr. can believe it's not butter.

Floyd Mayweather Jr. can slam a revolving door.

Floyd Mayweather Jr. doesn't get frostbite. He bites frost.

While Urinating, Floyd Mayweather Jr. is easily capable of welding titanium.

Floyd Mayweather Jr. grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils it with his own rage.

If you google search Floyd Mayweather Jr. getting his ass kicked, you will always generate zero results. It is ruled impossible by default.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Floyd Mayweather Jr. lives in Las Vegas.

James Cameron wanted Floyd Mayweather Jr. to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Floyd Mayweather Jr. played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Floyd Mayweather Jr. pajamas.

Floyd Mayweather Jr. doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

Chuck Norris would be jealous

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Floyd Mayweather not only runs his mouth, he outruns his mouth.