Re: Best Man Speech - any gags appreciated (ccs all round !)
Got one to myself in July m8.
How about this for an opener 
" I have to admit I was really nervous about standing up here today, so I prepared a few lines beforehand..................but I've snorted them all now and I feel a lot better" 
God is a concept, By which we can measure, Our pain, I'll say it again, God is a concept, By which we can measure, Our pain, I don't believe in magic, I don't believe in I-ching, I don't believe in bible, I don't believe in tarot, I don't believe in Hitler, I don't believe in Jesus, I don't believe in Kennedy, I don't believe in Buddha, I don't believe in mantra, I don't believe in Gita, I don't believe in yoga, I don't believe in kings, I don't believe in Elvis, I don't believe in Zimmerman, I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me!!
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...bigger than Jesus
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