Quote Originally Posted by Snakey
Quote Originally Posted by Memphis
Have you heard of the Aussie rapper Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson?

Heh Santa Claus you c***.....wheres me F****** bike?

Dude is da bomb
Hes bloody brilliant

Hey Santa claus you c***!

Where's me F****** bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.

I wrote you a F****** letter and I come to see you twice

Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me F****** bike.

If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your a***!

You've stuffed me bloody order up

It's enough to make you spew

And I'm not the only one who's snakey

Me sisters dirty too!

(female voice)
Hey santa clause you c***!

Where's me F****** pram?

You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.

'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand

I'll give you F****** ho ho ho

You forgot me F****** pram

(male voice)
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts

And I'll let your F****** reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!

You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store

And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door

And we'll say, yeah you wait for it

Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes

And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells F****** lies

He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright

'Cause the old F****** wanker Forgot me F****** bike.

You wait you old c***, I'm gonna dob you in

Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your F****** lights out

"I saw mummy sucking santa clause"


I get a mention too lol
he's calling out santa claus? thats some eminem type s***-- it's ridiculous