I was on parole for a particularly sadistic ritual murder, which I committed some time ago.

I thought that my parole officer couldn't track me on the computer, so I googled 'Sado' (as I have a passing interest in improving my sado-masochistic BTK skills)

Looks like I mistyped it, and now I can't get off this F****** website. ....... no really, I think someone has put a Spidey-Sensor on my computer or something and I can't exit this website. It's a bit like the Truman Show in reverse. I feel like the guy in Tron.



Still, at least I got to meet Graham John-Boy The Gimp Emma, and my life has been enriched (in the same way that uranium is enriched) by 'characters' like Royal, Jax, ProBoxer 18 Monstor for my weight etc