Korea can be a very strange and confusing country. About a year ago I ordered some fried chicken. It duly came but what I wasnt expecting was the plastic cup containing 2 little fish swimming about. The chicken came with a little bag of fish food too. Enough for a supply of one month.

And so I became a proud fish owner. I used up the food and went on to buy some more. I even changed the water regularly and upgraded them to a nice jar. They lived on for quite some time. Eventually the smaller of the two seemed to get weak and I came home and found it floating on the surface. I buried the poor little thing outside and within a matchbox. The other lived on for a few more months and went its little way too.

I became quite attached to little Moby and the bigger dick (no pun intended)...