Quote Originally Posted by landmine950
A recent report has been "leaked" that a "Spanish looking" woman named "gurti" has been receiving BOTOX injections in New York!
She was seen eating a Montreal smoked beef sandwich and when questioned she walked away from reporters and swung her Italian leather handbag at them!

SO! why is Arturo Gatti going by the name of GURTI!?
AND why is he dressed as a woman!?
BOTOX! to numb his face to the beatings he has taken while all the while passing himself off as some kind of tough guy!
Italian handbag! "Katti" Gatti is Italian!
And Montreal smoked beef is a favorite sandwich meat in Gatti's former residence MONTREAL!!! coincidence? I think not!!
Gatti openly admits! in his website that he currently lives in New something.. York or Jersey I forget..
A sham! a phony! BOTOX to numb his face while taking false glory!!
I say he should be stripped of his title the way the years of frown wrinkles have been stripped from his face and replaced with a smooth and while somewhat leathery quite natural skin tone!
I called numbers at random from a very official looking phonebook that had pictures of ducks on it asking for anyone named GURTI!
HE REFUSED TO ACKNOWLEDGE MY CALLS!! WHY IS HE HIDING!?


Although I'm inclined to believe Holyfield may have used steroids, I must admit that was a very funny way to make your point. Some people will "conjecture" their way to the moon and back.