Took a Flight from Houston to Vegas years ago on some airlines called FunJet . this company obviously buys all the old used Continental Airlines carriages ! I get on board and sit-down in the old chair and could actually see the Continental Airlines logo through the S*** paint job. I thought fuk what I have gotten into here? anyhow we take off, and about 20 min into the flight the engines start roaring up and cutting out , roaring up and cutting out the F****** electricity in the plane started going on and off , all the reading lights were flickering . I cried out " you F****** cheap B******" while I am simultaneously ripping the upholstery off the seat in front of me from sheer terror. moments later the F****** masks drop out, and I am praying dear lord please get my country a** on the ground in one piece ! well after another hour and change worth of thrills we finally landed. went to the ticket counter and booked my return flight with Southwest ! tossed the Funjet round trip in the trash !

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