I love the commercials. If you have an erection for four or more hours, contact a doctor immediately. How the hell do you tell that to a doctor?

"Yeah doc....uhh it's been 8 hours and uhhh....well I've tried everything"

I would stand ass naked in the cold for an hour before I brought a boner to the doctor's office

Maybe one day if you're inside and going nowhere that day give it a go I know most people would be talking about getting vicodin samples or codeine and you're talking about viagra