Quote Originally Posted by Scrap
Two things that never get a mention, the two unsung heros of the human body.

Thumb: Where would we be without it, still swinging from trees probably. Try making a fist without it the arm would only work half as efficiently without it. It is whats made us Humans more intelligent than any other species, just think of the joys we have and how it makes life so easy from masterbation to picking your nose. Sitting down and having a nice cuppa tea, we couldnt do it without it. It gets us out of all sorts of scrapes, and we dont realise it is there unless it gets banged or trapped and then the pain is agonising because it is so sensitive.

Big Toe: A wonderful piece of engineering, everything in the leg works off it, it gives balance, helps the knee tendons to work, couldnt run or skip without it, you would have a hard job walking as well. It is the thing that generates all the power. It is a very sensitive piece of equipment, and then again we never know it is there unless we drop something on it, and then does it hurt.

I think what we should do is get hold of all the world leaders and petition them to make an international day for the Thumb and Big Toe, we can then all stay in bed and twiddle them to our hearts content. What Joy !!!

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Testicles: A wonderfull peice of design, both technically and as an art peice. Motivates and rewards all the pursuits of being a man. A VERY sensitive peice of equipment, you only notice them when they are too full or are hit with a reasonable amount of force and then it fucking hurts. We couldn't fuck or fight with out them, they get us into all sorts of trouble. They should have their own day so we can sit in bed and twiddle them/have them twiddled all day. What Joy !!!

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