Stop squabbling, everyone, you are all missing the point ........ FIND OUT WHO THE FIT BLONDE IS in the photos AND PM ME HER ADDRESS.

I will then go to Denmark and stalk her, convinced she is in love with me. When she inevitably rejects me, my love will fester into hate and I will continually harrass her with lewd text messages and photocopies of my penis. Eventually I will snap and murder her with a hatchet and a pair of chopsticks. I will feel compelled to dismember her and place bits of her in black bin bags which I will then dispose of separately.

So, on second thoughts, please don't send me her address.

I also think that Kessler is using his left hand because he is actually too thick to write and is purely copying how he has seen someone else hols a pen. Mirror imaging while doing this ensures he thus uses his left hand.

Oh yeak - and his tattoo having tribal meaning ........... which great Danish tribe would that be?