My name is Josh. I started up an internet company in the early 90's and then sold out my share to my partner for several million pounds. I have a house in London, the Seychelles and also Detroit (this is because I am the leader of the biggest street gang there and I like to hang out with my homies. That's it. Don't have to like it. Why am I talking. In. Small. Sentences) People think I may die early, but predictions of my violent demise are exaggerated.

I like cars and have just bought a Bugatti Veyron, which is now parked in my large garage, along with all my other supercars. Sometimes I let my mom drive them when she is not passed out drunk in her trailer. Sometimes we play footballer27 in the woods.

I am agreat fan of Mikkel Kessler as I have a crush on him and would like him to make tender love to me. He is like my royal family.

I am unmarried, but am going out with a few supermodels and also a girl called Emma from Derby.

I have a black belt in twelvety different martial arts and am about to go pro as a boxer. I am a monstor for my weight.