Bilbo's celebration post for joining the top 30 elite

[Gandalf]

Thanks Miles you've put me on 666 now though which I'm not really comfortable with.

Can someone click me quick to get me off this rather ominous number of cc's?

Oh and yours is returned of course

I am a very evil man, indeed.....bring on the next bowl of dog!!!

It's ok now Miles I'm on 672 now. People are being very kind to me today

You are a shameless self publicist and put Paris Hilton or even that Britney to shame! Now you have had your outbursts and evaded the devil, perhaps a spot in rehab is due!!

I'm not that bad, I won't be shaving my head again. I'd love to have pictures of me in the back of a car with my bits out being downloaded by girls all over the net though :P

I would feel a bit weird though showing my manhood and wearing a skirt at the same time. It might not bother the Scots, but I really am an Englishman through and through