DEAR GOD!!! PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL....

So Monday, yesterday wen't OK both still tried their shit! on me but nothing major it was mostly talks.....

Today they woke up again, I usually eat out during lunch I eat wherever I go but the Italian restaraunt that I went to was pretty full and there weren't any tables available. When I go to lunch I have my cool as DVD player that my girl bought me for X-Mas it's a Sonny DVD (Walkman D-VE7000S) and I watch boixng if not I'll watch fights on my I-Pod.... Well anyway I got my food and came back to the office I wen't to the conference room to have my lunch and about 15 min. into my lunch one of' em knocks on the door and says "Can I come in?" I answered "Yes".....

She said "is it OK, if I have my lunch back here with you?" I said "well it depends if your gonna be rude and start doing what you usually do then No it's not OK for you to have lunch back here." She looked at me and said "I don't wan't you to be upset, I just wanna make you feel good." I said "you see there you go" she looks at me with this innocent face and tells me "What?" I said "your flirting and all that I've told you I got a girl" she tells me "Like thats ever stopped a man before?" I said "no, but me yes" she tells me "you mean to tell me that when you see me you don't wanna fucke me?" i was like "I never said that either" I said "if you only knew how many times I've done you and where I've put it you wouldn't be asking me that?" she started laughing and she tells me "What do you mean" I said "Well let's just say that when I shower I usually round up the best girls 'my memory' has stored an image of and I do as I wish with them" I said "look as guys it's our nature to look and imagine someone with them and undress a women with our looks but some of us have commitments and the commitments are stronger, you see I wan't you and a handful of girls BUT I wan't you just in my imagination. I meet a lot girls beautiful ones BUT I know better" she laughs ans she says "I know that about guys but all of you are the same and us women we are different, we have the power, we make things happen I'm the type of women that I can wan't you today and be tired of you by tommorrow cause we make the rules" I couldn't help it but laugh out loud and she tells me "why are you laughing?" I said "well I just find it funny that you wan't me but I'm not interested in you" she said "but wait, you are interested in me" I said "no" she said "so then how is it that you say you've imagined me and you together" theres your answer I said "I've already had you, thats why I don't wan't you. As a matter a fact (by this time I was just having fun with this I was in my element I guess) you've dropped down out of my favorites lately I replaced you with a girl I saw at Food 4 Less 3 days ago" she looked pretty pissed cause I couldn't stop laughing , sure enough she got her plate and she left.....


About 2 hrs. later Miss. Big Titties pages me and tells me she needs help with the program we use here so I walk back to her office and I ask her to switch with me and let me sit so I could work on the program she stands but she rubbs her tits on my arm and she grabs my hand, in my mind I'm like sunnava' bitch!!!!! she was like "Ooops! Sorry I didn't mean to do that, you know whats funny the other day I accidently clicked the mouse with my tit" "I was sitting down and reached for one of my shoes and my tit clicked the mouse" she started laughing I couldn't help it but laugh myself.....
As I left she told me "Look I got my shirt dirty from lunch" I told her "Put some water and scrub it a little most of it should come off" she tells me "Come to the bathroom with me and I'll take off my shirt and you can put watter and rubb it for me, the shirt and....."
I turned around and said 'Your welcome" (in regards to the program fixing) she said "thank you".....

And so ends another fwocken day, now I have NO FWOCKEN idea what the 1st girl is on about.... Is she finally off me? Is she pissed and now will press on more?
WHAT?