I would have a crew of five forum members whos judgement I trust and we would sit down over a few pints and a a game of darts and compile our rankings. Then once per week we would sit down over a few pints and a game of darts and discuss any changes. If we couldnt come to an agreement for any reason the vote lies with who won the darts.

Come on Killer, you've obviously given this a bit of thought and come up with a system that you think is a bit tasty so lets have it