Quote Originally Posted by Vodka
Remember that topic about coughing up blood? Well, late one night I started coughing puddles of blood, until finally I just died of blood loss. I lived out in the country, so by the time the EMTs got there, twas too late.
That is a sad story, Soda Popinski.
The same thing happened to me once, but the EMTs got there in time, & they were all stunning hookers from Perfect 10 magazine.

... and then I woke up...