Has this ever happened to you?

[CutMeMick]

Can't say I've ever had a girl lick my a**

Fucken liar

I pulled a freaky girl last week who let me cum on her face. Anyways whilst I had her pinned down on the floor and choking on me she was playing with a**.

Nice.

When I came she stuck her finger right up inside which to be honest I found a little strange but I didn't say nothing.

So you won't let her lick you but you'll let her stick her finger up inside your ass.

But she went right in past the knuckle, it was kind of weird I felt,

Thats fucken she wen't past the knuckles I think thats considered a fist fuck.

but then hey I did ask her if could spunk in her mouth so I guess I can't be too suprised.

So that don't mean shit!
If you ask her if you could stick it in her ear theres no need for you to give something in return....

The annoying thing was though that I actually missed, I shot about a foot over her head onto the wall behind

Ha ha ha ha hah!!! This is by far the funniest thread I've read in a long ass time... Your aiming is awful if you missed a face righy in front of you. The trick is you gotta aim straight down you must have moved and pointed up you have keep it straigh aimed towards her mouth area so when it shoots off it will fly out and land around her face.

which really disappointed me, I mean it's not really a facial if you don't get it on her face is it?

No, not if you missed it's not a facial just ask her for a re-try.